Showing posts tagged lol

memory lane.

Man I remember when I used to get jumped by random niggas on social media because I wear colored contacts. “Self-hate”? No, more like “accessorizing your prescription”. Green, gray, blue, or brown, I’ll still slay.

I remember when I was eight and I was laying in the middle of the living room and my dad asked me what I was doing and I said “setting the world record for doing nothing the longest”. I am my own spirit animal.

just-chillin-like-a-villain:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

everyonesfavoriteging:

deodoranting:

do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…

image

Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

ho-ho-homicide

I literally thought of killing one of my class members while having a candy cane in my hand shaped like that today in school

*in the tune of “jingle bells”*

"Sitting in my cell,
Waiting for my chance to prey,
Got the candy in my hand,
That bitch gon’ die today hAHAHA!
When I get to the yard,
Imma shank that ugly bitch,
And when she starts to bleed to death,
Yo scared ass ain’t gon’ snitch!!!
OH candy-shank, candy-shank,
It’s sharp, it’s fast, it’s free,
And when I stab yo’ ugly ass,
You’ll smell minty when you bleed.”

I’m still working on it but whatever.

Remember the book fair?

That week was poppin. They be tellin you to make wish lists and you make one with everything but books like slinkies & glitter pens & shit & the total cost is like $75 & you show your mom the list of stuff when you get home after school & she be like “fuck outta here I ain’t gettin that bullshit” & then you be passin by the book fair like everyday till it’s over with the stale face.

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

He should have sweer potatoes, french fried, & chicken nuggers on the menu.

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

He should have sweer potatoes, french fried, & chicken nuggers on the menu.

this is 3much for me to handle. SAT DOWN ON A DICK. so……did you lose your virginity or was it just your first time taking a seat on the third leg. either way, it made top comment. congrats bbygirl.
Zoom Info
this is 3much for me to handle. SAT DOWN ON A DICK. so……did you lose your virginity or was it just your first time taking a seat on the third leg. either way, it made top comment. congrats bbygirl.
Zoom Info

this is 3much for me to handle. SAT DOWN ON A DICK. so……did you lose your virginity or was it just your first time taking a seat on the third leg. either way, it made top comment. congrats bbygirl.