do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…
Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair
I literally thought of killing one of my class members while having a candy cane in my hand shaped like that today in school
*in the tune of “jingle bells”*
"Sitting in my cell,
Waiting for my chance to prey,
Got the candy in my hand,
That bitch gon’ die today hAHAHA!
When I get to the yard,
Imma shank that ugly bitch,
And when she starts to bleed to death,
Yo scared ass ain’t gon’ snitch!!!
OH candy-shank, candy-shank,
It’s sharp, it’s fast, it’s free,
And when I stab yo’ ugly ass,
You’ll smell minty when you bleed.”
I’m still working on it but whatever.