• Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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    narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    niggas be pronouncing egg like “aygg”. i hate that shit.

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    donatellavevo:

    current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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    mariavontraphouse:

    "I just really like to draw disney princesses"

    *forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*

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    putasokkainyourmouth:

    Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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